rowanandphoenixfeather:

one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there


dweeb-lord:

thisisthatchick:

SCHOOL WAS CANCELED BECAUSE OF FLOODING AND HERE ARE SOME GEMS I FOUND

we get 2-4 inches of rain and this shit happens

umhi-im-alexis:

"Open books, not legs" is the dumbest shit ever like

if I wanna read then I’ll read

and if I wanna fuck then I’ll fuck

and if I wanna rest my book against a hot guy’s head while he puts it between my spread legs then I’m gonna fucking do that bye

lameborghini:

my biggest tip that i can offer to anyone is to fake confidence until it’s real


(Source: nobodylikespete)

codingcloud:

I’m all “hey buy me this” but anytime someone does I’m like “no I can’t accept it, I must pay you back, I don’t want it actually thanks”

(Source: sassykardashian)

  • Men: Not ALL men.
  • Men to their daughters: Yes, all men. Every single one of them.

meth-problem:

oceanicsteam:

veggieburqers:

beauty comes in all shapes and sizes

I’m pretty sure this is like the 5th time I’ve reblogged this because omg

Oh my GOD

(Source: naadaa11)

vicfuentesanon:

zackies:

be careful washing dishes in the dark

is this fall out boy lyrics

(Source: zackies)