In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit
so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’
and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing
omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.
i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
(Source: neverendingretrodream)
dont u wish your girlfriend was hot like me
dont u wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
dontchaaaaaaaaaaaa
help, i can’t stop laughing
re-reading your own writing
im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.
anchovies
great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy
- Normal teenager: sneaking out of the house at 1 AM
- Me: sneaking out of my bedroom to get a bag of cheetos and making myself a sandwich at 1 AM
